Pink Tumblr Themes

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

jaa-feel:

fuckyeahlaughters:

the cat looks so ashamed to have gone along with this
Guy: high five
Cat: …
Cat:…
Cat: *sighs* fiiiine

this has to be the greatest thing ive ever seen

jaa-feel:

fuckyeahlaughters:

the cat looks so ashamed to have gone along with this

Guy: high five

Cat: …

Cat:…

Cat: *sighs* fiiiine

this has to be the greatest thing ive ever seen

bobbayb:

there-will-be-time-enough:

Oh my god, is that you?

YES THIS is me

coe-j:

bobbayb:

party in the USA

coe-j:

bobbayb:

party in the USA

coe-j:

everything-fuckable:

:’(

stop this

coe-j:

everything-fuckable:

:’(

stop this

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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cassbutt:




i canT STO P LAUGHGING

cassbutt:

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i canT STO P LAUGHGING

rapewhistled:

very true
this is actually all we do throughout the day

rapewhistled:

very true

this is actually all we do throughout the day

antipathetically-yours:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

Hahahahaha