i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
the cat looks so ashamed to have gone along with this
Guy: high five
Cat: *sighs* fiiiine
this has to be the greatest thing ive ever seen
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
i canT STO P LAUGHGING
this is actually all we do throughout the day
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.